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Bekasi,Once Again, Put A Title on Its Name

BBC (21/4/09), Be proud Bekasi people! Once again, your beloved city hold a prestigious title. After hold "The Most Comfortable City For Bacteria and Transvestite in blogger-disguise" titles, this megapolitan city add another title : "The First City That Has Karaoke Lounge with Touch Screen Monitors ". BBC Contributors, Roid and Inul has proved it in April 10th 2009.


"we were shocked!It was the most amazing experience that we had! It's like : Oh My God! Am I Dead? Am I in Heaven?It's even more amazing than bartered sweat with Doni Ada Band", said these two virgins in karaoke world. This the-most-genious-invention after-silicon karaoke lounge named Nav Bekasi.

Our contributors also happened to interview the General Manager of this karaoke-lounge chain, Mrs. Nava Gina (Indonesian Read : Navejaina). "Yes, we believe that Bekasi is a potential market for us for its 1 million residents. And to attract Bekasi publics who are well known for their high taste and income, we give them touch screen monitors", said this beautiful lady.

When asked what other inovations that management had, she answered, "We already have plan to change our conventional couch to a toilet-function couch so our consumers dont need to go out of their room to do their business. Nothing will disturb their singing experience even theirself, all they need to do is just touching the "flush" button and "wipe your ass with tissue" button for foreigners or "wipe your ass by robot hand" for locals. People will maybe call it lazy, but we call it Ezy, Extremely lazy, because we love something unordinary"

Yes. it's so unordinary yet amazing, we proved it. People in Bekasi, lets come to this amazing place. If you dont have money just sell your tangible-assets-sticked-to-your-body and have the touch-screen singing experience!


pictures from our contributors :

you can touch those alphabetical buttons! You can see
our contributor's finger as a proof

"Thanks God they have Ridho Roma's song with
original clip. All These modern stuffs would be useless
if they dont" our contibutors said

Inul, one of our contributor, loves his ancestor so much.
thats why he sang campur sari song. We think Inul
could be the next Waljinah or Didi Kenyot.

Yes. He choose to be next Waljinah.

Note :

BBC stands for Baru Belajar english Course. It is established in 10th April 2009. Its owner has no english background but only accept student with degree in english literature from reputable university. Its tag line is :

BBC, the place where you can be smarter than your teacher

mocking your teacher, teaching your teacher,calling your teacher stupid to release your stress are in its syllabus.